Thoughts, Stories, Tales, Fables, Yarns... you get the picture.
From rambling tales of epic rides to brief thoughts we just had to get off our chests.

Another Sh!!!!ty Bike Trip
It was that time of year again when the Fat Bastards venture off the island to explore the lands of B.C. ... continued.

Armour - Who needs it ?
I went a little faster, a little higher and a little further than I should have and proceeded to crash and burn on the first table top, resulting in a very sore ass and a nasty gouge out my elbow... continued.

The Real Story Behind the Fat Coiler
During the long, tedious, uphill fire road climbs on a full suspension rig while wearing a full face bucket, the gravitationally challenged soon notice a lot of huffing, puffing and wheezing... continued.

The Making of the Fat Nöödle
Coming Soon...